As long as you tell the truth there is no problem, between man and woman there is always a gap where our minds connect with the subconscious, these things happen, the time we spent together was wonderful, that time you slipped on the rock and fell into the river, I felt the real terror of losing you, I did not hesitate and I threw myself like a suicidal madman, my duty as a pseudoreptile is to love you with all my strength, as much as a pokemon trainer loves his pokemon, I know your deepest secrets, your soft skin, your smell, your look, that make me hot, you make me feel like a wild animal, then when I threw myself into the river I saw that you were using your psychic powers to breathe underwater, I was fascinated with the glow and your aura of virginity. That and the other things that happened made me happy, just because it was you, no other Kirlia could do the same, you are bold, voracious, greedy, curious, kind, loving, gentle, cute, I feel lucky that you gave me the opportunity to be by your side, there are few women today who have the table manners and serve their male as it should be in bed.
If you ever feel sad or feel like forgetting the problems, do not hesitate to call me, I will be by your side, to comfort you, hug you, caress you, kiss you, use me as you want, I will stay by your side as long as necessary to make you happy.